With all that in mind I wanted to send you into your weekend with a fun revelation from Jackson Wood, who discovered a pornographic side dish to iconic Kiwi food brand Kremelta. In this newsletter Jackson explains how sharing a simple recipe for Cherry Ripe Chocolate Crackles can land you in steamy X-rated chaos. You find the page. Copy the link. Switch over to iMessage.
Before you hit unsend, you click on the link and… what the? It is the recipe for Caramilk Crackle Banoffee Pie you intended to send and not a dodgy link to a pornographic website. But all this begs the question, why does New Zealand household brand name Kremelta a vegetable shortening product have super horny preview text on the large majority of their family friendly recipes?
The Kremelta website describes their product thusly:. No-fuss vegetable shortening for home baking and cooking. From birthday parties to baking at home with mum or grandma, Kremelta has always been associated with fun, family and sweet childhood memories. Sex dating oslo norske sexvideoer - porno homoseksuell anal ts escort — White Christmas Crackle Surprise Cake. Going back to the Caramilk Crackle Banoffee Pie page, I opened up the Inspect tool to find out where in the page this funny filth was coming from and discovered even more seedy SEO Search engine optimization under the surface:.
Confused and mildly aroused I called my friend Steve. Steve does website shit and is very good at it. Panning shots with green nonsense code scrolling down the screen. Oh boy. Steve discounted my pet theory of Kremelta branching out to get it hits by using spurious search engine optimization SEO , saying it would be a very unique guerrilla marketing campaign.
I know where to get my porn. Should take about a day. How do you not pick up on that? As you can imagine, this was all a bit of a shock to poor Steve who grew up with a block of Copha in the fridge, never suspecting that just over the Tasman people were potentially using hydrogenated coconut oil for outrageous sexual acts.
