She and her husband had gone when their son was one year old, and as they told me about the spark it brought back into their marriage, including a sexy dalliance they had with another couple, I was, well, tempted.
I was more than tempted, I was turned on. Why not? What can I say, I like a challenge, and my challenge was to see if Temptation could get me out of my overworked, overstressed, toddler-mom-rut and bring me back to my twentysomething self. What does one wear to a sexy resort? None of the options in my closet seemed right. While my daughter and I spent last January in Costa Rica , I had spent my days in surf-appropriate athletic bikinis and yoga gear.
The only thing I knew was the dress code for the grand reopening party: sexy white. With that as my only guideline, I went online for inexpensive sexy adult-themed outfits keywords: cheap, white dress, sexy. At the end of my shopping spree, I panicked and tossed a few containers of body glitter in my virtual cart at the last minute. I threw a few bikinis in my bag, and I was ready to go.
The best part: Packing for a topless-optional resort means you can definitely just bring a carry-on. As soon as I checked in, I stepped onto the patio, squinting down at the sexy pool. Even from five stories above, I could definitely see boobs.
I crossed my arms across my chest. I stiffened. Ignoring the sea of bobbing breasts of all shapes, sizes, and plastic proportions, I swam up to the bar, asking for a blue drink like the one the sunburned woman next to me was drinking. Everyone stood in clusters of four or five. I overheard snippets of conversation; one man was annoyed because the water in the redesigned sexy pool was now at chest height before, it had been waist highβyou can imagine how the change affects the view at a topless resort.
