Last time I was in Bali I was overwhelmed by the number of ladyboys — seriously, there were wangs busting out of bikini bottoms all over the place. I matched with a whole bunch of them on Tinder while I was looking for proper women to disappoint, and readers of Drunk and Jobless were left gobsmacked by my encounters. Despite not having ovaries or wombs they can still compete in the Olympics as women seem to have bred, because there are even more shemales here this year!
Call me, baby! Maybe he live, maybe he die, I no care. Breast already look larger! I hate that film, it is for fags. I still fuck him, but when he ask for money I call my friend Viktor and put a hit out on Marsya.
He is dead now. Rash is on my mouth, penis and anus. I make Jezica pay for popcorn as I hate him. Of course, I also once think tractor is girl and marry it, so my judgement is not so good.
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